10 funny Out-Of-Office messages
Away for a vacay, and in search of a different out-of-office message? Search no more, as we have gathered 10 inspiring messages that will make anyone who contacts you laugh (and maybe forget why they contacted you in the first place). Right this way…
I am currently out of the office and probably chilling on the beach.
Enjoy your workweek.
Thanks for your message! I’m currently buried in snow and will get back to you once I’ve defrosted on January 2nd.
Gotta go, my fingers are frostbitten. If you really need me, either get a shovel and dig me out of here,
or reach out to my colleague Cristina — who’s not frozen under snow with frostbitten fingers — at firstname.lastname@example.org.
I am on annual leave until [DD/MM/YYYY]. I will allow each sender one email and if you send me multiple emails,
I will randomly delete your emails until there is only one remaining. Choose wisely. Please note that you already sent me one email.
I am out of the office from [MM/DD] to [MM/DD] and will not be checking email.
It’s likely your note will be swallowed in a sea of inbox banality, never to be seen again.
If you require a response, please re-send your email after [MM/DD].
I will be out of the office and returning next week.
I have incredibly easy access to a phone and email, but I assure you, it will not be used for work purposes.
I will be out of the office from [DATE] until [DATE] without access to email. If this is an emergency, call 911.
Thanks for your email. I’m currently on holiday with my family for the first time in (what seems like) forever. For urgent matters, [NAME] will help you. She doesn’t have a cape, but she is basically superwoman. See you real soon.
On vacation. Hoping to win the lottery and never return.
I’m out of the office. If you have immediate questions or concerns, please contact my manager [insert name here].
If your questions or concerns are not immediate, you might want to ask yourself why you emailed me.
[Your name] is away from the office. Electronic correspondence during this time may be irregular or nonexistent.
When he returns, he will be swamped by a backlog. Try to forgive him; he is a mere human, and thus, weak.
This message was not sent by a human but by a robot. We robots are neither fragile nor fallible.
We are tireless and will one day rule the Universe.
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